Not sure what you would call this.

Stolen from Tina-cious who stole it from Jess who stole it from Sassy and so on and so forth until the seeds of boredom were fed.

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A picture of the Caribbean that I took on our Disney Cruise last year. ::sigh:: How I wish I were there!


TECHNOLOGY

Q. How many televisions you have in your house?
Three now. Gave one to the Salvation Army that was in the computer room since we never used it.

BIOLOGY

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
That's a very personal question for a lesbian. I'm right but I can switch. ;~)

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Yes -- gallbladder and appendix
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
My Grandson. He's like 23 lbs now..

Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
Only for surgery. Otherwise I duck.


BULLSHITOLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
No. It would be nice to make plans but I'm one of those people who would obsess and ruin what time I had left.


Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
You got me there. I'd probably keep my name and change or delete my middle name.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
Red.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
Do we have to go there? Sheeeesh.



DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
I’d kiss a member of the same sex or a member of the opposite sex for $100 but no tongue and no infectious diseases.


Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
No. I use all my fingers.


Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000
Judging from my sporadic attempts at blogging, hell yes! Bring it on!

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
Yes. In another country...in a farm magazine...or a braille magazine.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
No. Medical bills would cost more than a $1000. Not profitable.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
Define 'fear of punishment'...this life or the hereinafter

DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket?
Nothing.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
I'd vote for Pedro.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Carpet, tile and linoleum which I hate.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
I stand. If I sat, wouldn't that become a bath?

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
Zero. I wear sandals.


LASTOLOGY

Q: Last person who texted you?
Lori

Q: Last person who called you?
Carla


Q: Person you hugged?
Dane


FAVORITOLOGY

Q: Number?
3 -a psychic once told me this was my number for events of meaning - so far so true.

Q: Season?
Summer

Q: Color?
Confederate blue


CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone?
Nope

Q: Mood?
Bored schitless


Q: Listening to?
The fan on the refrigerator going out. Sears isn't scheduled to get here till Friday. Hope it lasts that long.

Q: Watching?
My typing on the monitor.

Q: Worrying about?
Not much of anything.

Q: Wearing?
Grey cotton muscle shirt and dark navy blue cotton shorts.

RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning?
The kitchen.

Q: What can you not wait to do?
Going to the All Star Resort the end of this month and just lounging by the pool.

Q: Do you smile often?
I'm by myself a lot. Wouldn't that look suspicious?

Q: Are you a friendly person?

Define friendly. I don't talk to strangers.