stolen from tina-cious.com because this was just to funny.
Here are the rules:
1. Take your cell phone.
2. Open your txt messege inbox.
3. Answer the questions with a first sentence of the txt messege that has arrived.
4. Question 1 - First sentence from the first messege.
5. Question 2 - First sentence from the second messege, etc...
1. What would you say if your significant other was unfaithful?
"I know it's coming lol."
2. What do you always say to your best friend?
"U did this before."
3. What is the first thing you say when your friend is hit by a bus?
"Your VZW bil is ready to view online.."
4 What is the worst thing you could say to your enemy?
5 What does your mother say before you go to sleep?
6 What would you scream if you won over a million in lottery?
"Might try stopping by tomorrow with insurance check."
7 What would you say to God if you met him/her?
"There are only three types of snakes on the island of Tasmania and all three are deadly poisonous."
8 What would you like to hear the most?
"In 20 min"
9 What will be your last words?
"Thanks again for directions even though it was frustrating lol"